Saturday, July 25, 2015

Trainwreck (2015)





















Chrissy's Review
(8.5 out of 10 Lebrons)

I laughed, and laughed, and laughed some more. I am not sure if it was the wonderful writing and comedic timing of Amy Schumer, or the fact that I am the EXACT target audience for this movie, but either way I loved Trainwreck.

Amy and Bill Hadar were adorably funny together, and had me rooting for them to succeed in their budding relationship from moment one.  They were cute, but not too cute, and were dealing with issues may of us have dealt with in our own lives. This made it easy to commiserate with the main characters as well as laugh with (and at them) while they muddled though the good and the bad.
To top off the great main cast, there were dozens of stars in cameo rolls. Some of which I had no idea were so funny.

Favorite Part: John Cena in the movie theater
Least Favorite Part: The slow start


Matt's Review
(8 out of 10 Martinis)

Trainwreck is a romantic comedy starring Amy Schumer, Bill Hader, Brie Larson, Colin Quinn - who is not only still alive but still working - and, of all people, LeBron fucking James. Schumer plays a magazine writer who, due to the morally ambiguous influence of her father (Quinn), has a habitual aversion to commitment and monogamy. That is, until she interviews - and begins to fall for - a prominent sports physician (Hader). 

To be completely honest, I was very curious as to how this film would turn out. The label "Directed by Judd Apatow" does not inspire much confidence in me these days, and neither does the rom-com qualifier. And while Amy Schumer is undeniably hilarious, this is still her first crack at writing a full-length feature. On the other hand, all the details that have trickled down throughout the production hinted at a film that was on the right track and the cast - while large - is certainly not lacking in talent. While I couldn't help being excited, I went into Trainwreck fully expecting the finished product to be the very definition of its title. Fortunately, this is not the case.

I would like to start this off by heaping all of the praise on the cast in this film. Schumer is nothing short of delightful in the lead role. It seems almost redundant at this point to mention the laser-precision of her comedic delivery, but she is at the top of her game here. What surprised me, though, was how effectively she handled the more emotional portions of the story, outing herself after all these years as a legitimately solid actress all around. Equally surprising - in the best possibly way - was Hader's turn as the straight-man here. I've grown so accustomed to the over-the-top goofy characters he's played that his portrayal of a "regular guy" left me somewhat awestruck. I feel he pushed himself near to the limit of his abilities for this role, and appreciated every minute of it. Adding further more to the overall quality is the near-sarcastic level of chemistry the two leads had onscreen. The same can be said for each of the supporting players, at every level from secondary to the bit-parts and cameos. Brie Larson, Colin Quinn, Tilda Swinton (whom I didn't even recognize until after the credits rolled), Mike Birbiglia, John Cena (!), and - yes - even LeBron James, were all not only in their element but actually quite good.

Of course, the actors would not have been able to shine in the way they do were it not for a solid script. For her first shot at writing a feature film, Schumer actually did a relatively great job. After a setup that ran a little bit longer than was necessary, the movie was well-paced, tightly structured, well written, and uproarious throughout. However, that certainly doesn't mean it was perfect. While the humor and characterization were inventive, the story was beat-for-beat a textbook romantic comedy, following the established - if somewhat overplayed, at this point - formula. Within the context of the work as a whole this adherence to convention does not detract much from the overall experience, but is jarring after having experienced the barrage of advertising hailing how progressive this movie is. This traditionalism seems, in my opinion, to have even had an unfortunate effect on the story's morality at certain points. One - but not the only - example that comes to mind is a very conservative attitude toward recreational marijuana use that feels, well... out of place, honestly.

Don't let this be a factor to dissuade you from seeing this movie. While it has its faults - which can in all honestly not be considered "faults," per se, but honest mistakes of a first-time screenwriter. At it's heart, this is a charming, hilarious romantic comedy that, while inherently traditional, breathes new life into its respective genre and - with any luck - heralds a triumphant return to form for Apatow Productions.

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Minions (2015)

 


Chrissy's Review:


By far not my favorite animated film this year. I think that they took on a difficult task with the main characters not having a real voice or language to connect with the movie viewers. The problem may have been that I came into this movie with high hopes from the Dispicible Me movies, but really I think the makers of this movie used adorable characters from a beloved movie as a crutch to try and bring in large amounts of cash. 

I never found myself laughing out loud at the movie, I did have a few hardy chuckles (but if I remember correctly I was chuckling at the kids being amused with the movie). Not a bad watch. I suggest you bring kids with you, but you could totally wait for it to come to your local handy dandy Red Box.

Favorite part: Bob 
Least Favorite Part: Scarlet getting her coronation dress. 

Matt's Review

I would like to start by making it known that I love the minions as characters. They are hilarious and endearing and easily relatable, ampersand adjective etc. In addition, Pierre Coffin's masterful voice work infuses each and every one of them with its own infectious personality. However, the adventure in which we now find the little guys is lacking. 

More specifically, the film suffers from lackluster writing and characterization. When we are watching the Minions in their element, left to their own devices, what is on-screen is utterly delightful. In fact, the first act of the film - which details the evolution of the minions from prehistoric times to 1960s New York and then Orlando - hits all the right notes, and gives us the promise of a fantastic movie. However, once we are introduced to the human characters of the story things begin to feel, well, pretty damn bland. The main villains in the story: Scarlet and Herb Overkill, are sadly mere one-dimensional cookie-cutter baddies, their only motivation being "Because EVIL!" Moreover, due to the apparent laziness of the screenwriters, just about all of their scripted jokes simply fall flat.

This laziness can unfortunately be seen throughout the entire human cast, with the one exception being a villainous family the Minions meet early in the plot. Broadly speaking, in lieu of thoughtful characterization or creativity in scripting, the human characters are reduced to mere stereotypes - the obviously fabulously gay tailor, the entirety of England portrayed as stuffy tea-sucking crumpet-munchers - for cheap yuks, which I found even more jarring considering how inappropriate and out-of-place this manner of portrayal feels in 2015.

Sadly, the plot suffers from similar symptoms. The story in this film is at best mediocre, brain-meltingly formulaic and ultimately predictable and unsatisfying. Due to this, the movie lacks the fine balance between humor and emotional heft that was one of the best aspects of Despicable Me. Here, we are left with a glaring imbalance between humor and inane filler.

Fortunately for the production however, Kevin, Stewart, Bob, and their minion brethren are present to break up the monotony with some absolutely delightful antics. I can not stress enough that, while there are some glaring issues here, the sequences which feature the minions on their own, being themselves and attempting to navigate a strange new world, are wonderful. Pierre Coffin delivers once again with his delectable ad libbed nonsense dialogue, and the care that was put into plotting, scripting, and animating these particular scenarios is readily apparent.

It is not enough to save the production as a whole, though, which feels fractured and incomplete. It is almost as though the Minions movie we deserve was written, put into production, and halted about halfway through by some exec saying, "Ok guys, change of plans. We at the top now believe that a movie featuring non-human characters and no intelligible dialogue will likely not work with audiences. We're going to need to to add these elements to the script in order for us to feel comfortable with continuing to finance this." He then proceeds to turn around, bend over, his pants falling to the floor, and drop a massive corn-flecked turd on the floor in front of the crew. Before hopping into his Bugatti to speed off toward the night's houseboat coke party, turns back toward the assembled horrified crowd with an afterthought: "Oh, completely unrelated note. Have any of you guys seen Wall-E? I've heard pretty good things but haven't gotten around to it. Think it's worth a RedBox?"

If you are a die hard fan, you may want to give this a watch when it hits Netflix or RedBox, but don't shell out $10 for it. However, I would suggest holding out for Dreamworks to give it another shot in a few years, without the timidity of an uncertain production. In the meantime, grab some bananas and give Despicable Me another watch. It deserves it.

Favorite part: The minions, obviously. And the preceding trailer for The Secret Lives of Pets (which provided me with the hardiest laugh of the night).

Least favorite part: Nearly. Every. Single. Human. (And there are quite a few of these buggers.)

Saturday, July 11, 2015

About Us!

Chrissy (FullCandyJacket)


Chrissy is, for all intents and purposes, a girl. She wears pretty dresses, enjoys rainbows and unicorns, bakes cupcakes, and makes quilts. Her taste in movies reflects this fact. She enjoys romantic comedies, teen-centric sci fi/urban fantasy/supernatural adventures, and those girl-power underdog competition flicks that require the protagonists to learn the power of friendship before they're able to achieve their goals. She is also a Sommelier-level connoisseur of cute animal antics, poop-and-fart jokes, and excessive gore. 

She is also a movie apologist. She has a tendency to be more tolerant of plot holes, lazy world-building, one-dimensional characterization, and loose fire hose camerawork than the average person would deem appropriate, so long as there are some amusing sight gags, a minimum of four well-written jokes, and at least one instance of reciprocated love or an exploding zombie head. As such, she tends to enjoy a wider range of movies, and generally leaves theaters more pleased in total than she has any right to be.

Overall, Chrissy is a happy camper.

(Chrissy's bio prepared by Matt.)


Matt (mattkrmmr)


Matt is hard on movies and has a hard on for movies. He demands great writing, phenomenal directing and Oscar level acting.  He has no patience for plot holes and other common movie mistakes such as continuity errors and asking the audience to suspend their (our) disbelief a little too much. It's almost like Matt has two personalities; the guy who loves epic mind bending Sci-Fi movies like 2001 Space Odyssey and Blade Runner, and his softer side who giggles at Legally Blonde and sings all the songs from Frozen. The best part about the movie going experience with Matt is he is willing to see almost any movie. If I am dead set on seeing a chick flick he is 100% down, as long as he is allowed to pick it apart and make fun of it relentlessly.

Overall, Matt is a grumpy man-child.

(Matt's bio prepared by Chrissy.)